Call it what you want we call it being prepared.
The I’m Not an Alcoholic, I’m a Survivalist hat is made for the drinkers who keep their cooler full, their sarcasm loaded, and their excuses airtight. Whether you’re tailgating, day drinking, or just staying ready, this hat says what everyone’s thinking… with just enough denial to keep it hilarious.
Built with a badass engraved leather patch on a slick black structured cap, it’s tough enough for the outdoors, the bar, or your next “tactical” beer run.
🥃 Features for the Functional Drinker:
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Black structured cap with engraved leather patch
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“I’m Not an Alcoholic, I’m a Survivalist” slogan
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Adjustable fit – fits heads full of strategy (or whiskey)
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Rugged, breathable, and beer-proof
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Great gift for drinking buddies, preppers, and backyard warriors
📦 Stock up because hydration is part of the plan.
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