Because dealing with people sober should come with hazard pay.
The Too Sober for This hat is your built-in warning label for life’s chaos, BS, and unnecessary small talk. Whether you’re stuck in traffic, surviving a family gathering, or just ran out of patience at work this cap lets everyone know you’re this close to losing it.
Made with a rugged black base and an engraved leather patch, this hat does the talking so you don’t have to. It’s sarcastic, relatable, and the perfect companion to your next drink, eye roll, or mental checkout.
🍺 Why You Need It:
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Premium black structured hat
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Engraved leather patch with “Too Sober for This” slogan
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Adjustable fit – for all levels of tolerance
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Comfortable, durable, and frustration-approved
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Makes a killer gift for coworkers, bar buddies, or yourself
💬 Wear it to survive the madness or at least look good while barely holding it together.
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