Assholes Everywhere Hat | Funny Rude Leather Patch Cap for Smartasses & Sarcastic Legends | Hat Graver

Ever feel like you’re the only sane one in a world full of idiots? You’re not alone and now you’ve got the hat to prove it.
The Assholes Everywhere hat is for the sarcastic souls who’ve reached their limit with humanity and just want to let the world know with style. Featuring an engraved leather patch and a raging little cartoon dude flipping out, this cap doesn’t whisper it roars.

With a solid black base it’s built to survive daily nonsense while delivering a healthy dose of truth. Whether you’re in traffic, at work, or just walking through Walmart… this hat gets it.

⚠️ Specs for the Savage:

• Black structured hat with engraved leather patch

• “Assholes Everywhere” design with fed-up attitude

• Adjustable fit for all head sizes (even the ones full of common sense)

• Durable and breathable wear it with pride or passive aggression

• Great gift for sarcastic friends, co-workers, or the only sane person in the crew

💬 Because sometimes, the only thing you can do… is wear a warning label.